Phonecall diaries part: me

So it's currently 5:36 a.m. here at the moment.

I was bored so i called some bmxboarders.

Gregarette, you have a voicemail.
Lost cause, you have a voicemail.
Max wage, fuck you, liar....
Her: "Hello?"
Me: "Hi, is this Max Wage?"
Her: "No I think you have the wrong number."
Me: "No I don't, This is definately max wage off bmxboard, you posted your number on there." Her: "I think you have the wrong number, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep."

Man up, bitch... I just wanted to know if everything was 'flowing' along nicely. Haven't heard a peep out of in a while.

Anyway, Love you bmxboard. I miss you guys.

P.S.

When did I start being so gay?

Dear rusty,

Happy new year.

Geez, too bad you guys are a day behind. I've already had my fun. Maybe tonight I will celebrate American new year... Yep, sounds like a good idea to me. Good luck to all of bmxboard for 2009.

There better be a post about this. I'm actually starting to miss you guys. Have you all forgotten about me already? Well that was short lived.

One last thing.

Have a look at this blog http://brainstuff.howstuffworks.com I find it really interesting, there's always something fascinating to look at on there.

Hey Guys

Check out this photo I took a couple of weeks ago after a big night on the beers. I think it's pretty sweet. The birds we're purely a fluke.

Well I'm heading off to work again tonight, so don't be surprised if you never hear from me again.



Sincerly Yours,

The most popular lurker on BMXBOARD.

Call me.

Well guys I haven't updated for a while coz I've been working fucking heaps. I was unemployed when I started this thing and.... I guess, I was pretty drunk too.

Good to hear from you all, as always.

I went to my sisters 21st tonight. It was ok, considering there was no open bar.

And and I still havent seen Highlife at any bottle-o's here yet otherwise I would've bought a slab

P.S I'm not from India.... or Mars

Oh and yeah, you guys waste you time and life posting on BMXBOARD so what's the difference I'f I waste my time and life reading the shit?

P.S. McPiffle = new fave member.

Also, I think it's funny how most of you sheep just follow the herd.

Also, Maybe I was a little crude with the Secret Santa post. It had been a long night and I was quite pissed. I retract everything I said in that post.

I will send a single red rose petal to every BMXBOARDER to make up for it. But really though, someone send me a Highlife in the mail. You guys make it sound so good. In return I'll send you my local beer.