P.S.

When did I start being so gay?

Dear rusty,

Happy new year.

Geez, too bad you guys are a day behind. I've already had my fun. Maybe tonight I will celebrate American new year... Yep, sounds like a good idea to me. Good luck to all of bmxboard for 2009.

There better be a post about this. I'm actually starting to miss you guys. Have you all forgotten about me already? Well that was short lived.

One last thing.

Have a look at this blog http://brainstuff.howstuffworks.com I find it really interesting, there's always something fascinating to look at on there.

Hey Guys

Check out this photo I took a couple of weeks ago after a big night on the beers. I think it's pretty sweet. The birds we're purely a fluke.

Well I'm heading off to work again tonight, so don't be surprised if you never hear from me again.



Sincerly Yours,

The most popular lurker on BMXBOARD.

Call me.

Well guys I haven't updated for a while coz I've been working fucking heaps. I was unemployed when I started this thing and.... I guess, I was pretty drunk too.

Good to hear from you all, as always.

I went to my sisters 21st tonight. It was ok, considering there was no open bar.

And and I still havent seen Highlife at any bottle-o's here yet otherwise I would've bought a slab

P.S I'm not from India.... or Mars

Oh and yeah, you guys waste you time and life posting on BMXBOARD so what's the difference I'f I waste my time and life reading the shit?

P.S. McPiffle = new fave member.

Also, I think it's funny how most of you sheep just follow the herd.

Also, Maybe I was a little crude with the Secret Santa post. It had been a long night and I was quite pissed. I retract everything I said in that post.

I will send a single red rose petal to every BMXBOARDER to make up for it. But really though, someone send me a Highlife in the mail. You guys make it sound so good. In return I'll send you my local beer.

Fuck Yeah!

HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT!!!!!
I never really thought anyone would actually read this... awesome.

Being a bitch is actually going great for me thanks, Kyle I.

favourite members:

gregarette(funny, loves his beer)
the lobster messiah(funny, just good all round)
gsport george(smart brit, knows about nearly anything)
lostcause(good read),
lukeswab(just for asking)
alaskan(well, you know)
CoffeCup isn't so bad either
sinister(god)
dooley(i can just imagine him saying cunt in his accent... like "coont" fuck yeah)
pie-eater(flipwhip in a pro contest)

To the lovers, you just made my fucking day.
To the haters, you also made my fucking day.
Cowlick, this is better than registering, I'm fucking stoked. I really didn't think anyone would ever read this. Now I'm actually gonna start updating this shit.

To the people who ask if anyone actually reads this shit. Well I bet you are back here reading this now. Everybody loves a good mystery.

P.S. The meatspin almost got me too but I manage to click out.

P.P.S. Before you even ask, I'm not thedeadfagblues. I had an account way back in about 02 or 03 but never really posted and forgot my password. I've been lurking ever since.... $5 paypaled to who-ever guesses my username first.

I'll talk to you fuckers later.

Seeya.

Secret Santa

Ok last post for today...

Let the lurkers in on Secret Santa... But let us choose who we want to send to... I want to send an envelope of my dogs steaming shit to more than one person.

No but seriously... let us join in. I'm keen.

Fuck sake...

Haow about one of you members post something fucking interesting. All I hear is: Sarah Palin this, Halloween that. How about some more drunk posts and meatspin pranks (jeez I haven't been caught out by a well placed meatspin link in forever)?

P.S. TOO MANY FUCKING SONG THREADS.

Jeez I haven't seen a decent parody thread in months.

P.P.S. Fuck The World

And it's about time too...

Well isn't it time that the lurkers get somewhere to post? Well here they are.

Once upon a time I did have a bmxboard account. I must've maxed about 5 posts total.... I'd much rather lurk than post.

Ok now let's kick this off....

So we've seen the "I've been here longer than you" arguments, how about we find out who's been lurking the longest, c'mon we all know that there are more lurkers than posters. So comment away.

Also, What IS Joe Rich's BMXBOARD alias? We never got to the bottom of that. Somebody bump that shit.